Grayson funnies

Grayson says the funniest things sometimes, and I always mean to write them down so I'll remember them, yet rarely get around to doing so. Here are a few funny things he's said lately:

1. Yesterday, we were driving back home from Columbia. It was raining, and I always say a little prayer for safety when I drive, so I decided to pray out loud with Grayson. I said to him, "Grayson, let's say a prayer. Dear God, please keep us safe as we drive back home. We love you! Amen." I was watching Grayson in the rear view mirror, and he was just staring at me. After a few seconds he said, "I'm NOT going to bed." He was so matter-of-fact, and it was too cute!! Guess we need to start praying at other times besides bedtime and meal times! :) 

2. This morning I was getting dressed and trying to do ten other things at the same time. I had on a pair of shorts and hadn't put a shirt on yet. I brought a load of laundry into the kitchen and then got Emma Claire down from the high chair. Grayson walked into the kitchen and saw me half-dressed:

Grayson: Mommy, put on a shirt.

Me: Nah, I'm just going to wear this today. Is that okay?

Grayson: NO! That is not okay!!! GO GET YOUR SHIRT! 

I couldn't stop laughing--at almost 3, he's already embarassed of me! :)

3. A little while ago I was at the kitchen table eating lunch with Grayson and Emma Claire. We were talking and I asked Grayson if Emma Claire is cute. He (of course) replied yes. I then asked him if he is cute, to which he replied, "no!". I asked if he is handsome, and got another "no". I then said, "well, if you're not cute and you're not handsome, what are you?" Grayson responded, in a tiny whisper, "I'm Grayson". :)